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generalmumble:

WINTER FUCK UP

I WAS DIGGING THROUGH MY DROPBOX AND FOUND THIS LITTLE BEAUTY. I ASSUME EVERYONE FOLLOWING MY TUMBLR IS FINE WITH ME DESTROYING WINTER WRAP UP, RIGHT?

Hey I guess lyrics would be amusing too: (can I seriously not add a page break in an audio post? all right fine, have it your way tumblr bumblr)

Yeah um, lyrics:

 Three months of winter coolness and awesome HAHLAHdays
 We’ve kept our vagina warm at home, time off and work to play
But the boob we’ve stored is running out (ssshit) and we can’t grow in this cold
and even though I love my boots this fashion’s getting old

The time has come to kill your dog and all things warm and green
 But it’s also time to cum and say fuck you (don’t kill me I’m a virgin!)
It’s winter we must clean 
 How can I help, I’m new, you see
what does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven’t got a poo

Winter wrap up, winter wrap up etc.


Bringing home the southern birds
A Pegasus’ job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sunshine in
We move the clouds
And we melt the white cum
When the sun cums
it’s warmth and beauty will glow 

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
Let’s finish our holiday cheer
FOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 
(and then here’s high vocals)
HOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAOOOOWWW

(this verse is like, no different, just has a really stupid beat to it) 

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
Let’s finish our holiday cheer
FOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Cause tomorrow spring is here  

NO EASY TESTICLES THE GROWD
PLONT OUR TOINY SUEEDS 
WOTH PROPOR CURR UN’ SUNSHOINE
EVURYWON IT FEEDS
UPPULS CURROTS CULERY STOLKS
 COLOURFOL FLOWURS TOO
 WUI MUST WORK SO VURY HORD
ITS JUST SO MOCH T’DOOO (I FUCKING LOVE DUBSTEP)

Winter wrap up etc. WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBYAYAYAYAYAY

Now that I know what they all do, I have to find my… place
and help with all of my fart, tough task ahead I face

Fart on my face. 

 How will I poo without my shit?
 Help the earth pony way ay
I wanna belong so I must
do my best today
do my best todaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuueeeyy

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lets finish our holiday cheer
FFFFWWOOOOOAAAAAAWWWWWWW

Hey Hey Hey, quit pokin’ me with your shit.

one day i’ll grow up, i promise.

YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE GAVOURITE

I HEAR POSTAL AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL FOR IT! ;W;

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